I Guess We’ll Just Have to Keep Talking About Elon Musk’s Sex Life

On Sunday, The Wall Street Journal reported that Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and the world’s richest man, had an affair with Google cofounder Sergey Brin’s wife. He then told the world he hasn’t had sex in “ages.” In other news, Tesla got another subpoena from the SEC over tweets he sent in 2018 about taking the company private. I guess we have to keep talking about all of this.

Let’s talk about the subpoena first, then we can get into Elon’s sex life. *shudders* According to Reuters, the company received another subpoena for Musk’s 2018 tweets on June 13th, with the company saying it will cooperate with the government authorities. Last November, the SEC initially sent a subpoena to Tesla in regards to a settlement Musk reached requiring his tweets to be vetted if they…